December 2011
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I’m ending the year exactly as I started it, just with a bit less hope for my future and a fuck tonne more weight
It would be nice if I could stop being sad, that’s not really a resolution but I’d just like to be happier in general
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Horny teenage boys, that’s the stereotype. Horny teenage boys who masturbate into socks and get public erections and will do anything for a good lay. That’s acceptable.
But what about the ladies? What about us wanton, lustful ladies who’d pick a good shag over a fairytale wedding any day of the motherfuckin’ week? That doesn’t get talked about. The boys beg, the girls reject. That’s...
How teens and adults text
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Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Accurate.
armpits are such a weird part of the body
like, other than the crotchal region, the least aesthetically pleasing thing to look at
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Feel a bug crawling on my arm and go to flick it...
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I need to stop having dreams in which nice things happen because I just wake up sad
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I HAVE NEVER SWEATED SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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ocarinaoflime:
Someone explain to me the 84% relative humidity at 1:17am.
Why does that happen
I will kill someone if I don’t sleep properly because of this.
It means that there is no God
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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The way Rachel Zoe talks is so ridiculous omg I love it
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Cooking for one is sad and a bit difficult
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Does anybody have any recommendations for nice laptop sleeves/ skins/ cases/ covers?
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The home button on my iPhone is a bit fucked and I was just googling pictures of John Stamos and it wouldn’t let me click out of it and imagine if I had to take it in to be fixed and that was what it was stuck on????!!
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Nothing like boxing day sales to make you feel poor and fat
Lost 2 followers for posting a picture of my face on Christmas
Fuck you, grinchy assholes
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